slipslop

 

slipslop (countable and uncountable, plural slipslops)

1. Nonsense; gibberish; twaddle.
2. Poor writing; text that is imprecise, weak, or overly informal.
3. A quantity of worthless things; mess.
4. Watery food or drink that is of inferior quality.

zaftig

zaftig (comparative more zaftig, superlative most zaftig)
(US, colloquial) Of a woman, having a plump and sexually attractive figure; voluptuous, well-proportioned; large.

monkeyshine

monkeyshine (plural monkeyshines)
A trick or prank like a monkey's; mischief; buffoonery; tomfoolery; monkeyism; shenanigans.

I have seen about as many monkeyshines from you as I will tolerate.